Manny splains his comments to joo.

Ey mang. One of the first subjects I ever dealt with in this blog, mang, was talking bout why I never talks to the media, like, mang. Some of joo was like, Manny makes no sense! I never saw heem got tricked by a reporter, and everything! Well, perhaps some of joo heard the story, where some reporter axed me, what if joo guys lose and it was reported, Manny said, Who cares, is not the end of the world. Joo guys can see the “REPORT” here, mang:

Oh mang, I don’t even know where to start with the ways this is wrong. Is completely out of context, like. Let’s take it and really dissect it, as if it’s a frog in high school biology, OK?

“We’re not going to give up,” Ramirez said. “It doesn’t happen, so who cares? There’s always next year. It’s not like it’s the end of the world.”

Joo guys ever see those Coors Light commercials where they is having a press conference and they ask questions, and then joo see the coach all mad and reacting in a funny way? Well to be honest, it’s fake, like. They take one piece of the video tape, where the guy axes a question, then they connect it (they call it splicing, I tink) with a real press conference video from the past. So what they can do, is look through old press conferences, and come up with funny questions after-the-fact. I tell joo, the reporters that day must of seen those commercials before, cause they was relying on my answers to different questions OUT OF CONTEXT for their article. Here’s the real conversation as it went down, mang:

DUMB REPORTER, MANG: “Manny, I heard that your family was planning a vacation to the Dominican Republic for Halloween, but if you make the World Series that isn’t going to happen, right?”

MANNY: “We’re not going to give up. It doesn’t happen, so who cares? There’s always next year. It’s not like it’s the end of the world.”

I THOUGHT it was weird that he would ax me about my vacations with my wife and kids, mang. Mang, I is always getting tricked like that. I is never talking to the media EVER AGAIN! No ways, nohow. Later.

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