MANNY’s LAST BLOG EVER

Ey mang. Is time for the LAST BLOG EVER WRITTEN! I promised to all joo, that I would answer any last questions joo got before I stop writing, mang. I only got two questions! A lot of “THANK YOU MANNY” for the World Series, like, but only two questions. So [...]

Manny helps a friend

Ey mang. We is ONE STEP CLOSER! All we gots to do is win tonight, and we win the freakin’ World Series, and everyting. It’s super exciting cause JON LESTER gets to pitch tonight. And only a year after getting a cancer. Someday, they will write a movie (or maybe [...]

MANNY and RANDY go CHOPPING

Ey mang. Let me tell joo, we had a pretty good time last night, mang. The ROCKIES are pretty much a pushover, is what I is thinking. So today I spent, instead of practice, I went all around to do some chopping, like. I went to the Prudential Center in [...]

Manny gets FOOD

Ey mang. We made the World Series, and everyting! And don’t joo worry, I is going to practice AND show up, and we’s gonna win. Joo better prepare for a sick party, OK? Speaking of sick parties, I’m sure joo guys found a bunch of pictures where we was all spraying [...]

Manny splains his comments to joo.

Ey mang. One of the first subjects I ever dealt with in this blog, mang, was talking bout why I never talks to the media, like, mang. Some of joo was like, Manny makes no sense! I never saw heem got tricked by a reporter, and everything! Well, perhaps some of [...]

Manny learns bout EVENING

Ey mang. Is a big bummer how we lost to the Indians last night, mang. But losing games gives joo an opportunity to think and reflect, and everything, joo know? I has been thinking MOSTLY about evening, mang. No, not like the time of day, mang. Like, the gerund. [...]

Manny does a LIVE BLOG for JOO

Ey mang. How did joo guys like my TOWERING MOON SHOT to end Game 2? I bet Tito is real happy I didn’t end up missing the playoffs cause I forgot, mang.
I is going to try something new here: a live blog during the game, mang, no edits or anything. I hope [...]

Manny LEARNS ABOUT the PLAYOFFS

Ey mang. Like, oops, mang. I was under the impression, like, that we did not make the playoffs this year, right? Well then I get WOKEN UP BY WAKEFIELD, like, he wakes me up, cuz apparently nobody knew where I was and he came to the Ritz, mang.
SO I gets up and [...]

Manny does some INVESTIGATIONS

Ey mang. So ever since I wrote about our crazy weekend out, people having some interesting comments for me, mang. People is all like, listen, Eric Win is pitching like garbage, mang, and it’s all your fault! I is like, listen, mang, I do things to help my teammates adjust to their [...]

Our NIGHT OUT

Ey mang. So I promised joo guys, to tell joo all about what happened last weekend, mang. Was a ridiculous party. Me and Eric Win and Kevin Garnett and Randy MOSS all went out in Seattle, mang. First we all get super liquored up in the hotel that me and Eric [...]